CC73: Pick The Line That Isn't a Jerry Lee Lewis Song

Author: fuzzyman

Date: October 16, 2001

by fuzzyman
10-16-01
Jerry Lee Lewis is folding his clothes at the laundromat, when...
Jerry Lee? Jerry Lee Lewis?
Great balls of fire, woman! Are you middle age crazy? Your crazy arms done startled me!
I'm not middle-aged, I'm 39 and holding! Jerry Lee, you leave me breathless! Will you hold me in your crazy arms? There'll be a whole lot of shakin' goin' on! I'll be your wild one!
I'm sorry ma'am, but I only date fetuses.
Please don't talk about me when I'm gone.
What'd I say?