Doppelgangerbang! - Episode 14

Author: fuzzyman

Date: November 14, 2001

by fuzzyman
11-14-01
Dagobah Systems, Death Valley
Why yes, I remember you! We built your robot body... Richard Gere was our client, if I remember.
Yes, Doctor Ruprecht... excuse me... hard to concentrate... Richard Gere had me built to cornhole him.
Well, that explains why he wanted you to have a giant telescoping phallus. That was quite the challenge, let me tell you!
Please... a virus... has inverted... my programming... You must... counteract virus... or... I... will... deactivate!!
You seem pretty far gone! What have you been doing? Wasting time looking for an artificial anus?
...please...