Jaques Valdez and The Spreading of Evil

Author: fuzzyman

Date: November 18, 2001

by fuzzyman
11-18-01
Jaques Valdez, the evil twin of Juan Valdez, spreads his gospel of evil.
Hello! I am Jaques Valdez! Please take a moment to drink my French Roast Coffee!
Sure.. BLEAH!!! This stuff takes like crap! What did you do, burn it? Ugh... ! Blech!
Ah, just let it float on your pallette! Let it tingle on your taste buds!
I don't think I have any taste buds LEFT!
Ah, now you can truly appreciate Starbucks!
I have no taste!