A Conjugal Visit From St. Nicholas

Author: fuzzyman

Date: December 24, 2001

by fuzzyman
12-24-01
‘Twas the day after Christmas and down in the jail; Santa visits his wife ‘cause he couldn’t make bail!
Jaywalking again, eh? Ho! Ho! Ho!
“I’m sorry, I used all the money for gifts; I got Kleenex for Rudolph, and elves got shoe lifts.”
Our Christmas Club is tapped out!
“Now I haven’t forgotten you, so don’t get miffed; press your ass to the bars and I’ll give you your gift!”
Who's your daddy?