Santa Clones

Author: fuzzyman

Date: December 27, 2001

by fuzzyman
12-27-01
Santa Clones! Report!
Mission completed within assigned parameters sir. Gift Division has delivered presents to 1.8 billion children.
Likewise, the Coal Division has delivered 22 metric tons of coal to the bad children of the world.
Excellent! Anything else to report?
Yes, sir. The major news outlets are reporting on your cloning experiments.
Everyone now knows that you have cloned yourself and are using a clone army to reduce your workload.
What? How did this get out?
We're not sure, sir, but we think there's a leak!
A leak? Wait... Damn! Who turned up the heat?