Call Me Sidney

Author: fuzzyman

Date: January 1, 2002

by fuzzyman
1-01-02
My name is Pal N. Drome. But you can call me Sidney. I was on vacation in Tulsa and looking for a date.
Tulsa night life: filth, gin, a slut.
No sir! Away! A papaya war is on.
There was no convincing her. I asked my twin brother the surgeon for help. Perhaps I could buy her dinner...
Doc, note I dissent: a fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
Somehow I didn't think that idea would work, so I tried wooing her with some fancy Latin talk, instead.
Eros? Sidney, my end is sore!
A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.