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| WHAT DO YOU MEAN CORNHOLING IS ILLEGAL? | |
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| North Carolina law, son. Sodomy is punishable with up to 10 years in prison and a discretionary fine. | |
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| TEN YEARS? BUT... UMM... HE RAPED ME! YES, HE FORCED ME TO CORNHOLE HIM! | |
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| Nice try, but I'm still taking you in. | |
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| IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I WAS JUST STANDING HERE AND HE BACKED INTO MY CORNHOLER ASS-FIRST! | |
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