TOBOR IN CHAINS! - Episode 2

Author: fuzzyman

Date: January 2, 2002

by fuzzyman
1-02-02
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CORNHOLING IS ILLEGAL?
North Carolina law, son. Sodomy is punishable with up to 10 years in prison and a discretionary fine.
TEN YEARS? BUT... UMM... HE RAPED ME! YES, HE FORCED ME TO CORNHOLE HIM!
Nice try, but I'm still taking you in.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I WAS JUST STANDING HERE AND HE BACKED INTO MY CORNHOLER ASS-FIRST!
Get in the car.