Tobor Gets Religion

Author: fuzzyman

Date: July 6, 2010

by fuzzyman
7-06-10
So, Tobr, I understand that you want to join the Priesthood.
YES! TOBOR WISHES TO LIVE A LIFE OF HUMBLE PIETY!
I see. Well, before you enrol in divinity school, let me be frank. If you aren't a virgin, you can't be a priest. And you must take an oath of celibacy.
OH. IN THAT CASE, NEVER MIND. TOBOR HEARD THERE WOULD BE MUCH CORNHOLING.
Just kidding. Meet me in the confessional in tenminutes.
I'LL BRING THE CHIPS, YOU BRING THE ALTAR BOYS.