Jeremiah T. Fogg - Fashion Consultant #1

Author: fuzzyman

Date: January 19, 2002

by fuzzyman
1-19-02
Good afternoon, young man! Jeremiah T. Fogg is the name, and fashion consulting is my game! I must say, green is not your color!
*snicker* Oh, that means a lot coming from you. Asshole.
I say, Miss! A yellow tiger-print blouse would really highlight your eyes!
Get lost, you freak!
But, Officer! How can you write me a ticket when I'm not driving?
I'm with the Fashion Police, and that outfit is a crime against humanity.