2022: It's The End Of The World As We Know It

Author: fuzzyman

Date: February 18, 2002

by fuzzyman
2-18-02
Goddamn neckties... can never get these things right!
Mr. President? It's almost time for your State of The Union address...
Right, right... I'll be out in a second. So, Gabe, my loyal VP... what's the plan again?
Same as it's been every year since 2017, sir. You come out, say a few words, and basicly frighten the country into submission.
Do you think I still have the touch?
I wouldn't worry, President Wirthling.