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DEAR KPP -- I'm a pretty normal guy. I'd like to take ladies out on dates. The problem is, I have no cash. The problem is, I'm horny as hell!
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I don't have the money to take a girl out for a drink, let alone hire a hoker. I'm desperate enough to try anything! Help! -- GLASGOW GUY
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| DEAR GUY -- If you're that desperate, then here is the phone number for Andy's maw. | |
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| Just make sure she tips you after she's had her way with you! | |
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