Truth... and Consequences!

Author: fuzzyman

Date: February 27, 2002

by fuzzyman
2-27-02
Luke... I have good news and bad news. The good news is... *I* am your father!
Okay, my father is the evil servant of the Dark Side of the Force. I can live with that. What's the bad news?
Andy's maw is your mother!
Noooooooo!!!!
Later...
Luke, forget about rescuing Han Solo from Jabba the Hutt! This is your chance you bang that Leia chick!
Okay, Andy.