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| Okay, here it is for the Guinness Book of World Records: I, Andy Dougan, do hereby declare... | |
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RRRRRUUUUUMMMMBBNBLLLEEEE!!!
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| ...that yer Maw is a fine, upstanding woman of great character. I present to her this rose Bud, a mere token of my esteem. She has... | |
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| ...gone to Ireland and sucked down Bailey's Irish Cream. Mr. Bailey said, "Thanks!" YAHOO!!! I DID IT!!! | |
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| I'm sorry, Mr. Dougan, but your record just got broken by a Mr. Billings insulting something called a "wirthling." | |
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