An Important Distinction

Author: fuzzyman

Date: March 17, 2002

by fuzzyman
3-17-02
Look, King Bagel...
Bagel King! You shall address me properly, peasant!
What's the difference? Bagel King, King Bagel... it's all the same.
Calling me "King Bagel" implies that my name is "Bagel." It is not. I am King of all the Bagel lands, it's territories, provinces, and protectorates!
So, your name is...?
Bagel King!