History Lesson

Author: fuzzyman

Date: March 18, 2002

by fuzzyman
3-18-02
So, peasant! You doubt my royalty? Come, I shall relate to you the history of the great Bagel lands, and how I came to be your king!
Okay.
In the year 723 B.B., Lord Omelet sailed across the sea---
Wait a second. B.B? Don't you mean B.C?
B.B... Before Breugger's.
Is this going to take long?