Lord Omelet's Story

Author: fuzzyman

Date: March 18, 2002

by fuzzyman
3-18-02
As I was saying. Lord Omelet sailed across the sea, or so the legend says. He founded the Kingdom of Bagel, and it's great capitol city, Toast.
Food was scarce and there were food riots. Through the treachery of the evil Cardinal Belgian Waffles, the capitol was burned!
Toast was burned? To the ground?
No, no, they just scraped off the burned part.
Of couse.