I Guess He Was Mormon

Author: fuzzyman

Date: April 3, 2002

by fuzzyman
4-03-02
A complete recitation of the history of the Bagel Lands would take days. I shall give you some highlights instead.
Fine with me.
One the greatest rulers in our history was King Yeast! He had fifteen wives, you know!
Really! Was he able to keep them all satisfied, if you know what I mean?
Of course! King Yeast always rose to the occasion!
I figured as much.