Calling Doctor Kaufman

Author: fuzzyman

Date: April 11, 2002

by fuzzyman
4-11-02
AAIAAAIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!! HELP! AN EEL JUST BIT ME IN THE EYE!!! I NEED A DOCTOR!!!
Calm down. I'm a Doctor. Let me have a look at you.
*sob* I'm going to die, aren't I? *sob* Did you see it? Did you see it bite my eye? What kind of eel was that!?
When an eel bites your eye and you think you might die, that's a Moray.
Umm... what kind of doctor were you, again?