Blaspheming All The Way To The Bank

Author: fuzzyman

Date: April 12, 2002

by fuzzyman
4-12-02
Welcome to the the United States Deviancy Competition. Our first team for tonight is Spankling and Jesus.
Hi, folks!
Bless you, all!
Oh my!. What are they doing? Spankling is shoving a peanut butter cup in Jesus' anus... he's pushing it in with his tonuge...No, wait! Spankling is eating the peanut butter cup from the ass of Jesus!
*slurp* *munch* *munch* *munch*
Ooooh.... ahhh... Yeah, Baby... Who's your Lord? Who's your Lord? Yeah....
I don't know about you folks, but I'm starting to think that there is a wrong way to eat a Reese's.
That wasn't bad at all! I enjoyed it!
I'm Jesus, after all. My poop tastes like loaves and fishes.