Confession

Author: fuzzyman

Date: April 12, 2002

by fuzzyman
4-12-02
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I have not loved God as I should. It has been six months since my last confession.
Tell me of your fucking sins, my son.
Umm.... Well, I took the Lords name in vain thirty-eight times. And I cheated on my wife with her brother.
Say ten goddamn Hail Marys and fifty motherfucking Our Fathers. Go now in peace. Your felching sins have been forgiven.
Father Tourette? Are you okay?
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