Wrigley's Placentamint Gum

Author: fuzzyman

Date: April 27, 2002

by fuzzyman
4-27-02
Try new Wrigley's Placentamint Gum. It's Placenta! It's Mint!
What's so great about Wrigley's Placentamint Gum?
It combines the fresh taste of afterbirth with the sparking zing of mint! Here, try a piece!
Okay... Ewww! This stick of gum is all gooey and bloody!
Like I said, the placenta is fresh.
Hmmm. Tastes like minty, bloody, chicken.