Cowboy Theology

Author: fuzzyman

Date: May 3, 2002

by fuzzyman
5-03-02
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Not true!
Say what?
I belong to the Church of the Holy Graviton. Our Lord and Savior, Gravitus, was immaculately conceived by his mother, a Rotor Turbine!
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'll pray for you when you're in the fiery pit, nonbeliever!