CC120: Common Ground

Author: fuzzyman

Date: May 24, 2002

by fuzzyman
5-24-02
Hi, folks! I'm Jesus! I'm here to warn you people about the dangers of Scientology.
...and I'm L. Ron Hubbard. Wait a second! I'm here to warn them about Christianity!
Forget it, guy. I'm gonna kick your ass to the seventh level of Hell!
Wait... we must have SOMETHING in common. What is the one thing we always tell our followers?
"Send me your money."
I was thinking, "Wirthling sucks," but I can go with what he said.