TOBOR IN SPACE! - Episode 1

Author: fuzzyman

Date: July 14, 2002

by fuzzyman
7-14-02
YES...?
Mr. Tobor? I'm Macauley MacGregor from the Scottish Space Ministry. We'd like you to be our first astronaut!
WHY TOBOR? WHY NOT ONE OF YOUR OWN PEOPLE?
Well, the capsule was engineered by the French, so we expect it to explode on the launchpad, and you're expendable.
EXPENDABLE?
Did I say expendable? I meant expandable! What a wonderful PCI bus you have!