TOBOR IN SPACE! - Episode 3

Author: fuzzyman

Date: July 14, 2002

by fuzzyman
7-14-02
So here's the mission profile. You'll be exploring our solar system and reporting on your findings.
HOW WILL TOBOR'S SPACECRAFT GET ENOUGH ENERGY TO GET TO THE OUTER SOLAR SYSTEM?
You'll shoot past Saturn and then loop around Uranus.
EVEN IF TOBOR HAD AN ANUS, WHY WOULD HE LOOP AROUND IT?
Very funny. Can we be serious for a minute?
GOING DIRECTLY INTO THE ANUS IS MORE EFFICIENT THAN LOOPING AROUND. BUT THEN TOBOR HAS NEVER BEEN MUCH FOR FOREPLAY.