Greetings From Nigeria

Author: fuzzyman

Date: September 1, 2002

by fuzzyman
9-01-02
May I help you?
Yes, I am Fredrick Dungabi, nephew of Jeb Dungabi. I need your help transferring funds from Nigerian bank accounts. I will gladly pay you for your assistance.
I'm happy to help, as long as you accept me as your Lord and Savior.
What does that entail?
Oh, about 10% of your income, forever.
Right... Are your neighbors home?