The Puppetmaster - 15

Author: fuzzyman

Date: September 4, 2002

by fuzzyman
9-04-02
Mr. Cheney, if we combine our forces, we can turn the United States into a great theocracy!
I don't need your help to do that. I have a secret weapon.
Oh? What's that?
John Ashcroft.
How can a man who lost a Senate race to a dead man be your secret weapon?
Have you smelled Ashcroft's breath? Bleah!