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| Not exactly. I'm an avatar who represents your typical American. You could say that I represent America. But to make things easy, you can call me America if you like. | |
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| So, explain it to me, America. How did *he* become President? | |
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| Have you ever had beer goggles? When you get drunk a girl seems awfully attrractive, until you wake up with her the next morning... and she's just awful. | |
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| So... Have you ever chugged half a keg of Pabst Blue Ribbon for breakfast on Election Day? | |
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