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| So, I figured out this really great formula for phosphorescent methane! | |
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| For glow-in-the-dark flatulence? | |
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| Exactly! You combine methane, butane, and phosphoric acid. Shake vigorously, and you have methyl butyl phosphane! | |
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| Except that those ingredients will explode the moment they come in contact with each other. | |
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| Now if you were trying for explosive flatulence, you'd be on the right track! | |
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