The Puppetmaster - 71

Author: fuzzyman

Date: September 28, 2002

by fuzzyman
9-28-02
"My fellow Americans... We must bomb Iraq now. I have evidence that Saddam Hussein has Weapons of Mass Destruction."
My fellow 'Mericans... We mus' Iraq bomb now. I have ev'dence that Saddam Hussein has Weapons of Ass Destruction.
"Mass Destruction! Mass Destruction!"
Ass Destruction! Ass Destruction!
Meanwhile...
I think Bush is on to us, my large, metal friend.