The Puppetmaster - 75

Author: fuzzyman

Date: October 8, 2002

by fuzzyman
10-08-02
Yes, Dick! You will be m' champion in th' ring with Saddam!
Isn't that risky? What if I drop dead from a heart attack?
Ah still win! Th' international community will recognize Saddam for th' animal he is. And in you win...
...then Iraq becomes the 51st state. How did you think of this?
Ah've been watchin' lot's of professional wrestlin' on TV. Speaking of which, coul y' put on these tights and grunt?
This won't be televised, will it?