The Puppetmaster - 78

Author: fuzzyman

Date: October 19, 2002

by fuzzyman
10-19-02
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Bagdhad for the first annual winner-take-all no-holds-barred Iraqi-American wrestling match!
Yaaaay!!
Woooo!!
In this corner, weighing in at 215 pounds, with a 100% approval rating, the ruler you all know and love... Saddam Hussein, the Wacky Iraqi!
From Hell's heart I stab at thee, dirty American pig-dog!
Yaaaaay!!
And in this corner, weighing in at 230 pounds, the man who smells like a day-old grilled cheese sandwich.... Dick Cheney, the Skanky Yankee!
Booooo!!
Hey, who came up with these introductions?