The Puppetmaster - 88

Author: fuzzyman

Date: October 27, 2002

by fuzzyman
10-27-02
Thank for coming to my press conference. I have an important announcement. The Vice President's sister has given birth to a bouncing baby boy.
The Vice President expresses his fond wishes for his new nephew, George Junior Cheney.
Excuse me, Doctor Phlatulent! Isn't the Vice President dead? Didn't Saddam Hussein kill him in that wrestling match?
Thanks for reminding me! I have another announcement...
Stop the presses!