Bush does Border patrol

Author: fzh

Date: July 23, 2003

by fzh
7-23-03
Saddam dresses in a clever disguise.
Well howdy there Father Hussein. I see you're coming in from Iran.
Yes. I coming from Iran.
Gee, you look different than in the picture, where's the moustache and army uniform, Father? And why's your skin look like you smeared pimple hiding make-up all over it?
I had tan in picture. Now have acne. God smite you if you no trust.
Well, can't argue with a priest on what god has to say, and I can't argue with GOD, so I guess you're free to go Father.
thank you.