Bush does border patrol: part II

Author: fzh

Date: July 23, 2003

by fzh
7-23-03
An innocent man passing through...
Now hold it right there Mr. Towelhead, where do you think you're going? coming from the UK it says here, but that's not true is it?
*English accent* Actually it is. I was born and raised there.
Yeah, right, I know you're a terrorist! Look at this bomb we found in your bag.
That is my radio good sir.
Shut up Terrorist scum! GUARDS!!! Take this terrorist to jail for an indefinite amount of time.
God I love the Patriot's Act.