Heather: Omniscient or Omnipotent? Part 1

Author: fzh

Date: August 4, 2003

by fzh
8-04-03
So, Heather, Amos and I were looking for Heather's teacher when she told us...
You know, I'm omniscient.
Oh REALLLY? Then why don't you know where your teacher is?
And if you know everything, why do you need to go to school anyway?
Yeah, and wouldn't you get nothing but 100% on everything?
Umm.....did I say omniscient? I meant Omnipotent!
OH YEAH!?