Another "72 Virgins" Joke

Author: fzh

Date: August 25, 2003

by fzh
8-25-03
So, I heard from the other comics on this site thaty I get 72 virgins because I was a suicide bomber.
Yep, they're right behind me.
Hello little girl, have you seen my 72 virgins?
Yes. I'm one of them.
Some how I didn't think that's what was meant...Just us losers and those little kids.
You were expecting young atractive females? Not enough of them are virgins.