FTC #13: Another Crappy Christmas special

Author: fzh

Date: December 9, 2003

by fzh
12-09-03
Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why, boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it! The Naughty Index is up to 98% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets Santa! What are we going to do?
....and when I saw Gollum making shameless plugs for Geico and refering to "Holy Jizz Turrets" I decided I was less likely to lose my brains to you than the TV.
bbrraaiinnss...