Why Yu-Gi-Oh sucks

Author: fzh

Date: December 10, 2003

by fzh
12-10-03
In the middle of playing some dice monster game...
Ha ha! I get a SUPER RARE black die! I create a portal thingy. When I get my next SUPER RARE black die, I will create the second portla and beat you!
Oh no! His plan relies on something very improbable....I'm screwed! I mean, we're already really far in this game and this is the first black die he got, but still, it's only a matter of time....
next turn...
Ha ha! I got another SUPER RARE black die! You're screwed! Ha Ha! Oh crap, I rolled the wrong thing, but next SUPER RARE black die I get, you'll be screwed!
Oh god! I know he'll get a third SUPER RARE black die sometime soon!
Oh, I didn't get a black die, but....
HA HA! I got the SUPER RARE black die! I can create a portal where I want it! I am not suprized at all that a SUPER RARE black die was gotten three turns in a row!