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by g3ng4r
9-16-01
So, Ritchie, what are we doing in a crappy web comic?
Well, Tyse, all the furries are playing with this make-your-own-comic thing and I didn't want to feel left out.
Wow, furboy, you've set a new all time suckage record, even for you.
I was bored.
I mean, you don't even really look like Ritchie
It was either this or a squirrel in nappies...

 

by g3ng4r
9-16-01
Look Ritchie, I've got a whole stack of mini-swiss rolls upon which to gorge myself!
Can I have one?
No.

 

by g3ng4r
9-16-01
Well, here we are in Birmingham...
Oh shit, here comes Pierangelo!
Ayyyyyy!
Where did you get that stupid beard? And what happened to furboy?

 

by g3ng4r
9-16-01
This really sucks, you know. This is Ritchie's comic, and he's not even in this strip. All we have is you, a load mouthed Sicilian fuckwit.
You've been in this comic for three frames already and you've only said "Ayyyyyy!". What kind of dialogue is that, for fuck's sake?
Ayyyyyyy!
Nobhead.

 

by g3ng4r
9-16-01
Meanwhile, back in Bromsgrove...
I wonder what Tyse and Pierangelo are up to in Birmingham?
Who are you? What have you done with my TV?
My name is Dragonboy. I fuxx0r plush, and showz it to people.
Coolness!
It's a calling rather than a career, really...

 

by g3ng4r
9-16-01
Meanwhile, in Birmingham...
Ayyyyyyyy!
Well, this blows. I'm fucking off back up North.
Dum-de-dum-dum....
9 Hours later, in Sunderland...
'ello, Cheater!
Aaaaah. That's much better.

 

by g3ng4r
9-16-01
Well, this doesn't really work any more. The only person who looked like their comic character was Tyse, and he's fucked off back up North.
Yeah.
We need a cute cuddly character to keep the furries interested.
Cool! Can I play with your fur?
You can fuck off.

 

by g3ng4r
9-16-01
Meanwhile, on yiff.net...
Evening all
'Lo.
[Sarcastic comment]
:@)
[Depressive mope]
[Sexual innuendo]

 

by g3ng4r
9-16-01
[Offensive remark]
:@)
[Offensive remark]
:@)
[Offensive remark]
:@)

 

by g3ng4r
9-16-01
This is fucking lame. I need to stop wasting my life. If only I had a hobby that made me feel worthwhile and fulfilled....
:@) murrrrrrr.....
[Depressive mope]
Hmmmmnnn... I'm in the mood for a charizard plushie love sandwich, with lashings of KY!
Maybe not.
:@)

 

by g3ng4r
9-16-01
And now for something completely different...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Imap
Imap who?
...doesn't really work in print, does it?
Twat

 

by g3ng4r
9-17-01
My girlfriend really really wanted to be in this comic after she heard that Ruadh said it was l33t.
Thing is, none of the characters look much like her...
'Ello!
So we're still kind of experimenting.
You are so fucking dead it's untrue, furboy...

 

by g3ng4r
9-17-01
My girlfriend really really wanted to be in this comic after she heard that Ruadh said it was l33t.
Thing is, none of the characters look much like her...
'Ello!
So we're still kind of experimenting.
You are so fucking dead it's untrue, furboy...

 

by g3ng4r
9-17-01
Well, bollockhead, you managed to upload the last comic twice.
It was an accident.
And what's with all the spelling mistakes, furboy? Do you really have such little respect for your readers?
Bite me.
It's a good job that no one other than those freaks on #UK and Tyse will ever see this comic.
Freak is such a harsh word...

 

by g3ng4r
9-18-01
One day in Bromsgrove...
Hey Jen, I'm going to go an' visit Tyse in Sunderland. Wanna come?
Why would I want to visit that tubby bat plushophile bitch?
Hey DB, I'm going to go an' visit Tyse in Sunderland. Wanna come?
Sorry Ritchie, I'm expecting a delivery from softpawedplaythings.com today.
Oh fuck.
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy!

 

by g3ng4r
9-18-01
Well, come on then fucknuts, I suppose you'll do for company. You go and get the coach tickets while I get my chemical mace in case we run into any Maccam twats on the way.
Ayyyyyyyyy!
9 hours later...
Uh... Pierangelo. I don't think we're in Sunderland.
Ayyyyyy?
Nope. The "Welcome to Sheffield" signs are telling me something.....pokemon senses...tingling....

 

by g3ng4r
9-18-01
Woe... woe... mope. Mope. Mope.... (whine)....
Hey, strange stick-thin goth boy, where are we?
Woe... woe... mope. Mope. Mope.... (whine)....
Uh... strange stick-thin goff boy?
Must... become... l33t... at... DDR
Er, we'll be going now...

 

by g3ng4r
9-18-01
Ayyyyyyyy! You like Korn, too?
Fool talking to me... why's he talking to me? Must make him stop.
Ayyyyyyyy!
Why is he making strange noise... make strange noise... in my head... make him stop. Stop now, stop stop.
Ayyyyy, chickiewick!
Stop stop stop stop... die, fool... die! die!.

 

by g3ng4r
9-18-01
Still hearing him... in... head. Must... remove... frontal lobe.
Uh... strange stick thin goth boy, where has Pierangelo gone?
Man... just... talked...bollocks. He screamed and screamed, then the screaming stopped. So much red.... tee hee.
Oh no! This curious goth mutant has murdered my university pal Pierangelo, and probably buried him somewhere.
Ah... relief....
Oh well. Shit happens.

 

by g3ng4r
9-18-01
4 days later...
Little girl...is this Sunderland?
Wai!
...Sunderland?
Wai!
Sun...der...land?

 

by g3ng4r
9-18-01
2 weeks later....
eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Er...excuse me...do you...
eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
...do you know the way to Sunderl...
eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
...oh, fuck it.

 

by g3ng4r
9-18-01
Meanwhile, on t'telephone.
...nope, haven't seen Ritchie since the last time I was in Bromsgrove.
Well, furboy and Pierangelo set out about four weeks ago.
Well, I'll let you know if he turns up.
Don't bust yer gut over it, bat-fucker.
Sorry mate, this is Manchester. Sunderland's three hours away.
Bollocks.

 

by g3ng4r
12-26-01
Finally, in Sunderland
Ritchie! Where the fuck have you been? No one's seen you for five months!
I got a bit lost. Then this odd-smelling goth murdered Pierangelo. Then there was this little girl... truth be told, I don't want to talk about it.
Oh yeah. Jen rang. She say's you're dumped.
Life shatters...insecurity...distrust of others...deep emotional pain...suicide...homicide...pesticide...hideous terrible lonelyness...sexual frustration...empty bed...meals for one...masturbation...
Bit of a pisser, eh? ...and no, you still can't have one of my swiss rolls, furboy.
The world shall know my vengeance.

 

by g3ng4r
12-26-01
After much soul searching, Ritchie finally mellows out over the end of his relationship...
Must... lash...out...
LAAAAAASH!
Muhahaha!

 

by g3ng4r
12-26-01
Arrgh! It's a goth! Hit it with a stick!
Do you not recognise me, brother? Have I changed that much?
Ritchie? Is that you? You look awful... Have you been thiking again?
Yes. I had a revelation whilst sitting on the park bench... it changed my life... my perspective changed... my mind expanded... the doors of perception opened...
...you're talking about fucking plush, aren't you?
Fuck you, funnyman.

 

by g3ng4r
12-26-01
I experienced the agonies and ecstacies of true love and came out the other side hideously deformed and scarred yet freed! I know the freedom unknown to all but the most ardent libertine!
...
I now skate on the surface of reality, dabbling with sexual, intellectual, metaphysical, and sensual pleasures experienced by no man before I. I am a goffic ubermensch in the mould of Sade.
Plushfucker.
...I'm gonna fucking twat you in a minute.

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