All comics by g9nkyle

 

by g9nkyle
1-11-06
who are you?
why im santa clause
what are you doin in my house?
to give gifts to all of the children
sweet what did you get me?
hmm lets see..whats your name again?

 

by g9nkyle
1-11-06
tony
your not on my list i must of got you coal
its alright, i have a present for you still
really?
merry christmas bitch
help ruldolph!!!!

 

by g9nkyle
1-11-06
im the ghost of eeny teeny ill bite ur balls and eat your weeny
ahhhh!!!!
im the ghost of eeny teeny ill bite your balls and eat your weeny
ahhhh!!!!!
im the ghost of eeny teeny ill bite your balls and eat your weeny
im the ghost of christmas past touch my balls i kick your ass

 

by g9nkyle
1-11-06
i swear i had nutting to do with 9/11
yea and i can fly on this broomstick
its TRUE!!
oooo trust me i believe you
i really didnt!!!!
if u dont shut up im gonna shove that witch's broom right up your ass!!

 

by g9nkyle
1-11-06
looks like im havin duck tonight
yikes!!!!
coyote makes a good side dish
please dont shoot
yummy chinese food
silly rabbit guns are for kids

 

by g9nkyle
1-11-06
im gonna have to give you a ticket
dont you watch space movies motha fucka I come in peace
the law states that you have to keep both eyes on the road at all times
thats some weak ass bullshit you know i only have one eye
well thats just to bad
the cop the cop the cop is on fire but we don need no water let that motha fucker burn!burn motha fucka!BURN!

 

by g9nkyle
1-12-06
wats up mr. president
why howdy mr. monkey
people say i remind them of you and i take it as a personal insult
well even though im a redneck president you should take it as a compliment
i was thinkin about running against you but i decided not to
thank god you didnt cause people might have voted against me

 

by g9nkyle
1-12-06
im interviewing some of geoge bush's co-workers here at the white house. wat exactly is your job sir?
well i uhh...count pennies i find on the floor
what do u do young lady?
duh i play hide and seek with the president
well im here with george bush to ask him a few questions. mr. bush why have you declared war on iraq?
shhhhhh!!! im hiding

 

by g9nkyle
1-13-06
once upon a time there waz a beef between a puppet and an elf
your mama is so fat she makes santa look thin
im a good elf and im not gonna dignify that with a response
the elf continued to make fun of the elf
well your daddy is so dumb that i told him to piss in a corner of a round room and he was there for years looking for one
my mommy told me that he left us because he got lost on his way home from work
the puppet continued to make fun of the elf so the elf decided that he needed to start a fire to keep warm
burn motha fucka

 

by g9nkyle
1-13-06
after losing his arm a man bumps into a nurse
ahhh!! my arm!!
i need to get you to a doctor
then he gets to the doctors office he has to deal with a slow lady
miss i need to see a doctor
sir your gonna have to wait unless you have an emergency
after hours of wait he finally gets called to see the doctor
you look pretty weird with just one arm.i know what i have to do....hurry i have to get you into surgeory so i can cut the other arm off
gee i guess you know wats best doc

 

by g9nkyle
1-26-06
hey my name is gina calvacca
oh i know you your my cousin,im tyler burket
will you date me anyway cause im desperate
why certainly
thanks ty i love you
i love you to g

 

by g9nkyle
1-26-06
yo yo by some hammers and nails,buy some hammers and nails
i dont know if i sha sha should
why not?
my da da doctor said i sha sha should lay off the hammers and nails or else ill get ha ha hooked again
are ya hooked now?

 

by g9nkyle
1-26-06
1 day a blonde decides to go out making fun of people
ha ha you suck
you better watch it
the blonde begins to push his luck
your a dumb ass
yo your gonna get shot
then the blonde messes with the wrong person
ha ha you..
hee hee hee.. die bitch

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