I Hate That Damned Shepherd

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 20, 2001

by gabe_billings
3-20-01
So I wuz up near Rocky Gulch last night when this shepherd shows up with a flock a sheep.
'Zat a fact?
Yup. And he's yappin' into this little doo-dad; said he wuz talkin' to his brother. Called it a 'silly-fone', er sumthin'.
I reckon he wuz possessed by the devil.
That's what I figured. So I shot him.
Hope he didn't curse ya.