Comic Contest XIV: Terror in the OR

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 21, 2001

by gabe_billings
3-21-01
Doctor, what is it?; Will Gregory be OK?; How's my little boy?
Not good, I'm afraid; There were some complications; We operated.
Operate? Dear Lord!; What kind of a procedure?; What was done to him?
We needed a heart; and used one from a woodchuck; Not a great idea.
You pathetic quack; Malpractice suit, here I come; I'll sue his pants off.
I've learned my lesson; Man was not meant to play God; Even with woodchucks.