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"Lot number 456B, the mummified remains of the world's only known Siamese elephants, captured in India in 1856 by Dr. Geoffrey Barnabus. We'll start the bidding at four million.
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| Sold, to Mr. Yang, for $78.3 million dollars. I might add that we don't take checks. | |
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| No problem, snooch. Just put it on my Yahoo Platinum Visa. | |
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| I don't quite get it. You just more money than the GNP of a small third world country on a nasty hunk of dead elephant. | |
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| Well, yeah. But it'll make a bitchin' coatrack for my office. | |
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