Comic Contest XVII: Don't Forget the Donkey

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 31, 2001

by gabe_billings
3-31-01
I've just had 13 jell-o shots followed up with 4 Shiner Bocks and am totally shit-faced. What are you thinking right now?
I cain't wait fer yer ass to fall asleep so's I kin try on yer panties and strut around in some high heels.
What is your favorite kind of ice cream and what do you do with it?
I love Rocky Road. Specially iffen I smear it all over ma privates and see if I kin get some stray cats to come lick it off.
What is your idea of the perfect date with me?
Why that's easy. Layin' back on ma bunk with a bottle a ol' Crow watchin' you get fucked in the ass by Jasper here.
HEE- HAW!