Tugging at the Heartstrings

Author: gabe_billings

Date: April 3, 2001

by gabe_billings
4-03-01
What's wrong little boy?
I've got diabetes. But I'm going to buy it because no one pledged any money for Gabe's swimming efforts.
Gee, that's too bad. Anything I can do for you before you shuffle off this mortal coil?
I only wish I'd lived long enough to become a man...
Tell you what... Let's take a road trip to Mexico. We can get sauced, stuff ourselves with tacos and we'll find you a nice, skeezy whore.
Yay! God bless us, everyone.