The Truth Behind the Pledges

Author: gabe_billings

Date: April 3, 2001

by gabe_billings
4-03-01
Explain to me again how this thing works.
Ok. You write a check for a lump sum you're pledging.
Then?
Once I get your address, I hunt you down and brutally slaughter you and your entire family then burn your house down.
I see...
Did I say brutally slaughter your family? I meant send you a fruit basket.