What If?

Author: gabe_billings

Date: April 23, 2001

by gabe_billings
4-23-01
What if Tabor had won?
Well Mr. Tabor... You've snuck by the two favorites in a surprising move to become the next president. How do you feel?
RAAAARR! TABOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
I see. And just how will this move benefit the people of America?
Tabor sees major cuts in defense spending, with more emphasis on education and the environment.
Really?
No, not really. All funding will go toward cornholing hu-mans.