CC 29 - Granpda Put the Cat in the Toaster Again

Author: gabe_billings

Date: May 13, 2001

by gabe_billings
5-13-01
Ok, Gramps. I need help so I can win this comic contest. Say the words 'prance' and 'candle', then do something silly, like shit on the floor.
That's it? That's easy. I do that almost every day anyway.
Oops. One more thing. Don't say the letter that comes between 'T' and 'V'.
'U'?
Thanks. We've got a stellar chance of winning now, dipshit. How'd y'like to move to the Shady Oaks Rest Home for Senile Old Men?
Well at least they won't have a problem changing my diaper, Mr. I'm Too Good For Grandpa's Fecal Matter.