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| ...ObiJo slipping on a banana peel and falling headfirst into an industrial sized tree chipper. | |
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| ...putting ObiJo through a meat grinder then feeding him to Aerosmith in the guise of Manwiches. | |
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| ...driving over ObiJo with my SUV. Then backing over him. Then driving over him again. | |
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| ...probing all of ObiJo's bodily orifices with red hot needles. Then replacing his blood with Windex. | |
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| ...dickwhipping ObiJo with my two foot long robo-schlong. | |
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| Hold up guys... we've already received lawsuits from Hunts and Johnson & Johnson, plus we got a nasty letter from Obi's mom. | |
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