CC30 - I Don't Give a Shit What (Love is...)

Author: gabe_billings

Date: May 17, 2001

by gabe_billings
5-17-01
...ObiJo slipping on a banana peel and falling headfirst into an industrial sized tree chipper.
...putting ObiJo through a meat grinder then feeding him to Aerosmith in the guise of Manwiches.
...driving over ObiJo with my SUV. Then backing over him. Then driving over him again.
...probing all of ObiJo's bodily orifices with red hot needles. Then replacing his blood with Windex.
...dickwhipping ObiJo with my two foot long robo-schlong.
Hold up guys... we've already received lawsuits from Hunts and Johnson & Johnson, plus we got a nasty letter from Obi's mom.